Okay, I admit it. My guilty pleasure is watching American Idol and dishing with friends at work and on the phone the day following the broadcast. It's harmless. I don't hurt anyone. Some of the kids are very talented, and others need to take a hike, but all it really is....is a TALENT SHOW. We've had these for years. It was not a big new idea when it first hit the airwaves, it was, like most things, a reworking of an old idea. Like the way Hollywood makes new movies out of either comic books, or old TV shows.
In school I remember talent shows. They were sometimes remarkable to us, like when the quiet nerd could actually kick ass and did a karate demonstration. Or the brother and sister who wrote and sang cool folksy songs and could play guitars. Or my friend who twirled fire baton. There was always a fun surprise and it was a reason to have assembly instead of another class. That was always a welcomed interruption.
Also TV has had talent shows for years. The one I remember the most was "Star Search" with Ed McMahon. My friend Gene Houck was on the show and won! Nothing wrong with a talent competition. Some of the winners will thrive like Carrie Underwood, and some will fade into the "where are they now" category in the years ahead.
So, here comes American Idol auditions to Portland, Oregon for the first time ever. Okay, how many "Portlandia" types will show up and be goofy for the cameras? How many will flip off the camera after a really rediculous and awful audition? How many traffic hang ups will result because of poor planning on the date of this thing? Yes, it's the same weekend as the big Waterfront Blues Festival, and even though it's across the river, it's always a nasty mess trying to get anywhere on that Friday before the holiday. Here's the press release we got here at the station this morning:
American Idol Auditions Come to Portland for the First Time at the Rose Garden Jul 2Pre-registration Jun 30 – Jul 1Who: Open call audition for the eleventh season of AMERICAN IDOL
When: Thu – Sat, Jun 30 – Jul 2 ● Varies
Where: Rose Quarter – Rose Garden
What: PRE-REGISTRATION(Thursday, June 30 & Friday, July 1)
- Wristbands will be distributed to auditioners during pre-registration (tables open Thursday and remain open until Saturday morning). Once auditioners obtain their wristbands, they will be asked to return to the stadium early morning Saturday, July 2 to line up for their audition.
- Available press coverage includes: B-roll, photos, interviews with auditioners, their friends/family members and interviews/photos with an available AMERICAN IDOL producer (pending availability).
- Media check-in for pre-registration will begin at 6:00 AM on both Thurs/Fri. Please note that these times are subject to change.
AUDITIONS(Saturday, July 2)***NO MEDIA IS PERMITTED INSIDE THE VENUE DURING AUDITIONS***
So they want all the media until they get to the actual auditions and that's what we get to see in the first part of the show. When you have the really good with the really bad. I just want someone really great to come out of Portland and win. Hey, why not? Two 16 year old country kids got to the finals last time. I mean REALLY???? This time we need a rocker from Portland.
Can you sing? Can you sell it on stage? Then show up and do your city proud!
I read a magazing article about three perfect weight, normal sized women who LOVE to watch the show "The Biggest Loser." It's like an obsession with them. Now this mystifies me completely. I understand watching the show if you have weight to lose (more than 5-10 vanity pounds...and if that's all you have to lose and I catch you at a Weight Watchers meeting, please just drop off the face of the earth right now. Thank you!) because it's inspiring and it gives everyone facing a similar task the "you can do it" attitude. But to watch if you don't have a weight issue, and have NEVER had a weight issue, well, that's sort of bizarre. Of course with our weight obsessed culture, and a national crisis going on to get kids to go play outside, maybe everyone thinks they have to lose weight now. Anyway, if this show appeals to you, here's the information on how to go about getting on "The Biggest Loser."
Casting Call info:
Saturday, Feb. 26, 2011
Rose Garden Arena
One Center Court
*Please bring a non-returnable photo with you. Our staff will provide applications, you do not need the one off the website.
You must have at least 100lbs to lose. We are casting couples and individuals this season.
So, if you want to participate, here's your chance!