Running On LIES, Thats What!

December 11, 2017

Hola bitcholas,

I decided to be productive this past Saturday and paint the basement. I don't mind painting...although, I really wish my son would have reduced the incessant chatter...but what can you do?

Anyway, I painted. Whatever. Woke up yesterday and was extraordinarily stiff and sore. I felt like I ran a marathon...except that the idea of running 26.2 miles is absolutely ludicrous. Just not one of those people who needs that in my life. Congrats if you are...but not me.

On that note, I suspect the whole marathon thing is a fraud. Not YOU running a marathon, but the story behind it.

As I understand it, some dude thousands of years ago had to deliver a message to another kingdom (or something) located 26.2 miles away from his starting point.

He covered the distance, but with no witnesses to verify his story, he convinced the recipient of the message that he RAN the entire distance...through the sand...in the desert.  

Bull-mother**king-sh*t! I don't buy that at all. I just don't. I mean, hell, I woulda told the same lie...you know, trying to convince the guy that I was REALLY dedicated to getting this message to him so I ran the whole way. I wouldn't expect anyone to believe me...but they did.

Now, a few 000's later, a bunch of people are ACTUALY running that far because of this dude's bullsh*t.   

I could be wrong...

I'm outta here. Gonna 'run' home, but without the 'running' part. 

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!