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Beer, Bands and Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Hell of a weekend this past weekend. Red Festival came and went and it was f**king awesome! It really was. A few thousand of our closest friends showed up and drank the day away in epic fashion. It was a really good time and we felt so good that THAT many people can show up in a...
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Feel the Burn!

Hola Bitcholas, This past Monday I burned my leg on a fire pit. No big deal. Hurt for a second and then I didn't give it another thought. It left two longish blisters across the calf of my left leg. Again, no big deal. Kinda sucked that it was on a tattoo in honor of my son, but, so be it. Honestly...
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Hola, Naked Ladies!

Hola Bitcholas, Funny thing about 'hola bitcholas'. It's a very stupid thing to say, but after 15 of saying it, we kinda forgot that it is, in fact, a stupid thing to say. Anyway, we were inspired to use the term after watching an episode of South Park. Cartmen decided that his hand was Jennifer...
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Football is Back!

The NFL is back for real this week. That's right! No more pre-season stuff that doesn't matter. The games are real and so are the hits. I have said before that I am not the biggest NFL fan these days, but there is no doubt that the NFL is the national sport of the USA. First, let's just take the...
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Does Your Pet Smell Yet?

Hola Bitcholas, Like so many times before, today was a day that I farted through the whole show. I knew it would happen. Started the day with a chocolate shake...which I've been doing more and more lately (props to Potbelly for their delicious shakes) and then washed THAT down with an iced mocha...
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Smokin' In The Mens Room

Hola Bitcholas, Maybe you live in the Seattle area, maybe you don't. If you do, you have, no doubt, noticed the immense haze in the sky and the ash on your car, porch and everything else. This is, of course, the fallout from the raging fires in Oregon. I've never, personally, experienced anything...
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Guilty of the Wilty

Hola Bitcholas, Our resident chef, Thee Ted Nougat, brought us a list of "5 Times You Can (Safely) Send Your Food Back at a Restaurant". It was decent list, but all you really need to know is that if you're not a f**king assh*le about it, it's no problem. Sadly, MOST people, in my years of...
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First Pitches

In this world, you have goals and dreams growing up you wish to one day accomplish. Going to a baseball game and throwing out the first pitch was always a dream of mine. I have yet to get to throw one out at a Major League Baseball game, but have had the honor of throwing out a first pitch at two...
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Blood Boiling Over

Hola, OK. lemme just say this, just because the word "challenge" is added to the end of something doesn't make it a good idea. The "Ice Bucket Challenge"...remember that? I know, I KNOW, it ended up being a very successful campaign in the fight against ALS and brought us closer to a cure. I do know...
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Mmm, Bee Puke!

Hola, How the hell are you? Me? Well, like yesterday, my voice is still a tin bucket full of gravel. I don't know if I was as pterodactyl-screech bad as yesterday, but it still sucked. Both my voice and how my throat feels. Before the show I went on a long, arduous hunt for that throat-coating...
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