Really?
by Amy Linford
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posted Jan 6 2012 4:40PM
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Dear Van Halen,
OK- now I'm pissed. You're seriously skipping Portland and going from California to Tacoma?
http://www.van-halen.com/tour.html
TACOMA? Have you ever even been to Tacoma? It's a crap hole of epic proportion. It's craptastic. What the hell is wrong with the Rose Garden Arena, pray tell? Are you mad you didn't sell it out in December of 2007 when you were here last? And you're opening band on selected dates is Kool and the Gang? I'm disgusted. You disgust me.
Unless of course there are dates not announced yet and Portland, THE CITY OF ROSES- NOT CRACK HEADS, PORT CRIME, MURDER AND AUTO THEFT, is on that list, then I take back everything I just said. I assure you, Portland rocks just as hard as every west coast city, and way harder than most, most including TACOMA. And not everyone here is as cantankerous as myself.
Tacoma? How about this? Bring back HAGAR!
Best,
Amy
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