social_icons twitter facebook text_us videoiphone_app

KGON'Sider- Amy

 
Posts from April 2013


Hooter's Bikini Contest
Is it bad that I'm really looking forward to tonight?

Is it bad that if one of them falls down on the runway, while I will run to help them up and be overly concerned, I might be giggling as well?

Where else can you watch a video with the phrases "butt glue" and "vaseline on your teeth and gums"?

These ladies are very lovely. I just wish Iris was going with me tonight. We'd have a blast. I'm also thankful that I was smart enough to say no to the hosting job.

Is it bad that I'll be eating wings and drinking beer and will never look that good in a bikini? I can answer that one...HELL NO!

Yay Hooter's Bikini Contest tonight at 10pm at the Jantzen Beach Hooter's!


 (0) Comments
Tags :  
Topics: Entertainment_Culture




 
Ramble On Zeppelin Tribute In Studio
The boys from Ramble On popped into the studio Thursday with the Primetime guys on ESPN Sports Radio 1080 The FAN to chat about their show tonight at the Doug Fir, whether or not Metallica is a better band than Zeppelin and more. Your last chance to win tickets to the nearly sold out show tonight is at 1:20pm today with Iris during My 3 Songs!





 
 
 (0) Comments




 
April Fool's Day Fun (repost)
Yes- I have posted this before, years ago. It warrants a repost now and then. I wish I could find the original but I'm just not organized enough. So this is the shorter version.

April Fool's Day, 8th grade, Odgen Junior High School. I had just read the Great Santini by Pat Conroy (one of my favorite books of all time, later made into a movie starring Robert Duvall) which lead me to the greatest April Fool's Day joke ever.

Before lunch at school, I went to the girls bathroom and put a can of chunky chicken noodle soup in a ziplock bag ( I had planned ahead and brought all my supplies from home). Then I stuffed it down the front of my bulky sweater. During lunch at my packed lunch table, I told everyone I didn't feel well. I bent over the table, made awesome loud barfing sounds, and pulled the neck of my sweater down far enough to push all the soup out onto the table. I had long, stringy blond hair which hid everything nicely from sight.

My best friend was in on the joke and after my fake barfing, complete with chunky chicken noodle soup now all over the lunch table, my friend and I took spoons and began eating it. Hey, It was soup after all.


 
Two girls barfed on the spot, several others ran to the bathroom. I went to the principal's office until my parents arrived. I thought it was funny. I still do.

The end.
 (0) Comments




 


advertise with us
Recent Blog Posts
Lewis Black
More things to do for the weekend! 10/17-19/14
Bill speaks with Joe Perry!
Bill talks with Joe Bonamassa
Wanda Sykes
Pumpkin Patches and Corn Mazes 2014
Haunted Houses in the area!
Things to do October 10-12, 2014
Categories
Archives